an analysis of the dumb things I’ve written (pt. 3)
Last time I searched through old school papers, I found the cannibalism one and I found this. While there was a fair gap between the writings of the two, they both seem intended to cause maximum levels of pain for
an analysis of the dumb things I’ve written (pt. 2)
After sharing two stories I'd written in my youth, I felt compelled to look back through old school papers to find more. This is what I found. An English assignment, most likely from a chapter on descriptive essays or some such
an analysis of the dumb things I’ve written
I've written many dumb things in my life. Some I've written too recently to properly make fun of. Others I wrote when I was eleven. And while I cannot be completely sure, I think eleven-year-old Grace would've been onboard with
the odd origin story of Winston the cat
If you've been reading this blog for a bit, then you've probably heard something about Winston and Puder. Today I hope to shed some light on the Winston side of things. (Apologies for the terrible quality of these pics. I'd blame it
an example of what not to do in writing class
Okay, I probably should not be putting this on the internet, so it's almost definitely going to backfire someday. But to my brother: this is for you to bookmark and read whenever you're feeling stressed. Then you can spew out
the beginner’s guide to the Puden (pt.1)
In the spirit of both Valentine's Day and the Black Panther premier this week, I'm writing about a completely unrelated topic for anyone who is intensely interested in the details of the Puden. Which is everyone, I'm sure. Observe. The Earth. Obviously. Go
how Puder got a clone (and his clone became a dictator)
This is a decidedly weird story. Not that it was weird that Puder would make a clone, or that such a clone would have questionable leadership qualities, or that said clone could become a dictator. What is decidedly weird is that there
the beginner’s guide to Puder Cats
It's officially the fourth day of 2018, so now seems like a good time to talk about the logistics of a species that I don't even remember creating. Enjoy. Millions of amazing species exist on earth. Their abilities and purposes are
everything you never wanted to know about Winston and Puder
There are some things that you may find helpful to know about Winston and Puder. For instance, you might be interested to know that they both come from very, very long lines of Winstons and Puders before them. Or, it might
an introduction to Winston and Puder
If you have even a slight idea of what this post's about, you probably didn't click on it. You saw it in your inbox or in your browser. You sighed. And then you decided you wouldn't touch it with a
